In no particular order:
The BEST
* Devil
* Inception- One of my picks for best movie of the year
* Kick-Ass- I'm not sure how I missed reviewing this movie. Oh yea, I saw it on vacation. The point is, if you haven't seen it yet, "What are you waiting for?!". Heck, my Mom liked this movie and that's saying a lot. Regardless of how you feel about superhero movies or comics, "Kick Ass" will blow your expectations out of the water. It's a film about growing up, standing up, and yea; kicking ass.
* Never Let Me Go- Another pick for movie of the year
* Iron Man 2- I don't think I really need to say anything about this one but I will. Dear Hollywood: This is how you make a blockbuster. See also: anything by Christopher Nolan. That is all.
* Shutter Island- People either loved or hated this movie as I've come to find out. I loved it. Sure, I figured out the twist before the half way mark but I didn't care. The relationship between Scorsese and DeCaprio is one that I hope continues for a long time. They really pull the best work from each other. Strong supporting characters (I heart you Mark Ruffalo and am confused why you are playing The Hulk; but then I was surprised when Edward Norton did it and it turned out alright so lets just see) propel this movie from good to great.
* The Switch
* Repo Men
* The Runaways- I just watched this finally and really liked it. The director doesn't shy away from the controversal nature of the band (drug abuse, promiscuity, homosexuality) and it's nice to see Kristen Stewart use her awkwardness for good rather than evil (see: "Twilight"). She really is a revelation here; reminding us that she has some talent just chooses not to use it. Dakota Fanning (most believable in age to the real Cherie Curry) also does well as the real star of the movie. A must for fans of 70s rock, female singers, and biopics.
* The Extra Man
* Spice
* 44 Inch Chest
* Chloe
* Ondine
THE WORST
* Date Night
* The Last Airbender (see: Predators for review)
* Predators
* Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightening Thief (see: Girl w/Dragon Tattoo)
* The Crazies
* The Wolfman
* Daybreakers
* Leap Year (see: Splice)
* When in Rome- I will only admit to watching this because I love Kristen Bell. My biggest fear is that she will follow in the footsteps of an Aniston or Lopez and fizzle out in mediocre chick-flick dribble. Instead, she should look to the careers of Drew Barrymore and Sandra Bullock for how to model a comedic career. In conclusion, this movie sucks.
NEITHER HERE NOR THERE
* The Last Exorcism (see: Girl w/the Dragon Tattoo)
* Eclipse- I just don't care enough to even write reviews of the Twilight movies. If you're a girl, you've seen them. If you a guy, you've probably been dragged to one. They're fluff in the purest sense of the word and don't even have the decency to make me giggle. That being said, I will be forced to see the other two because I read all the books during a what-can-I-read-in-a-day-oh-I-know-young-adult-books kick. Damn you glittery vampires!
* Hot Tub Time Machine (see: Date Night)
* Valentine's Day (see: Predators)

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I don't remember exactly when I first saw this movie but I think I sought it out after watching "The Doom Generation". It introduced independent cinema to me in a totally new way. Previously, independent meant "Pulp Fiction" and "sex, lies, and videotape". Now, there was a filmmaker doing it for himself and showcasing subject matter I was more familiar with. Life isn't a John Hughes movie much as we wish it were. Instead actions have consequences. Sometimes it means your car gets high jacked by a trio of crazed hackers. Sometimes you stick your head in the oven. Sometimes you can't decide between two guys and wind up losing both of them. Sometimes it means you end up alone.
Gregg Araki has never shied away from controversial subjects and visuals. His films usually address the misanthropy of youth that comes with being an outsider. His characters come from the sub-culture. They're gay, poor, violent, dumb, exceedingly smart, creative, lost, derelicts. There seems to be no shame to the actions performed by its characters. Most get away with murder, at least for a little while. One of my favorite scenes in "Nowhere" involves three Valley chicks waxing poetic (more like moronic) in complete oblivion to what is going on around them. Next thing we know, they've been zapped with a laser gun by a visiting alien (dead? abducted?). All that's left behind are their retainers. It's classic!
Hot Tub Time Machine- 3 stars- The best part of “Hot Tub” is trying to pick out the 80s movie references that pass silently by in the background. A kid muttering “I want my two dollars” had me in tears. Crispin Glover as the one armed bellhop may know something about time travel from his own experience in “Back to the Future”. I will also watch anything with John Cusack in it; I don’t care what it is. Director Steve Pink also made the homage to college kids everywhere “Accepted” (I gave it 4 stars). Here, he creates a mediocre movie that entertains on nostalgia alone.
PS- Dear Marky Mark, I really respect you as an actor now. I know the sides they must have sent you for “Date Night” were hilarious; your scenes were some of the better. However, please read the rest of the script. This was not good. I’m not even going to get into “The Other Guys” yet. Just, please go back to what your good at: Scarring the shit out of me. 

Now, on the eve of my 29th birthday I realize I haven't experienced any of the above. I live in Murderville with my longest relationship, my cat Yuli. I have a job but no career or prospects. The only thing I have is the promise (or prediction) that I will quit filling my lungs with delicious imported smoke within the year. I'm starting to think I didn't know what I was talking about.
Maybe my love life would improve. I always seem to be drawn to non-smokers, but I think part of that is the back of my brain telling me, "Do it! It will be easier to quit when you're 30 if he doesn't smoke as well". Kind of selfish now that I think about it, but what the heart wants…
What the frak?




