Saturday, August 15, 2009

It's Saturday, So Let's be Random:

*Last night was the most fun I've had in a while (and I'm paying for it today)! A whole crew of us met at Bryan Street Tavern. My friend got attacked by mosquito's and I celebrated payday at the bottom of a Vodka Greyhound (seriously the best summertime drink). One of our favorite games to play is "Mark it!". It's very easy to play and once you start, you will not be able to stop. The rules are simple: whenever you or someone else says something that sounds dirty but wasn't meant to be, you yell "Mark it"! Easy and addictive. Here are some gems overheard last night:
"Tell her I got Off"
"I'm excited about eating meat product" -"I guess if it's sixteen inches" -"I've had one of those!"
"I've got the wood between my legs" (thanks shine)
"Meatless girls have to bump their crusts together"
Try it at your next night out and watch the double entendres abound!

*Also decided last night: I need a shirt that says "My Mom says I'm Klassy". It would be pink and the lettering airbrushed like the ones at the Fair.

*Proof of idiocy (thankfully not mine this time) overheard at bar: "It's in the book of life. That you get a stitches on your forehead". And no, that's not a typo.

*There was this awesome show on the National Geographic channel called "Drain the Ocean". basically, they used a computer program to remove water and show us what is in each layer of the ocean. The pace could have been quicker, but I discovered my new favorite animal. I want this bad boy tattooed on me immediately!

The Vampire Squid has got to be the coolest thing I've ever seen. All that awesomeness lies in only a 1 foot frame. They are propelled along with those adorable "ears" and are covered in photophores (which means they light up). I love it!!

*Megan Fox's face annoys me and I don't care who knows it.

*Also annoying, or maybe just weird, is Kat Von D's makeup on this season of L.A. Ink. What's up with the one black one blue eyeshadow? Seriously.

*I just want to nap.

*Why is Food Network obsessed and why do they call it offal? I assume because it rhymes with 'awful'? Funny to learn the word derives from German and means 'garbage'. I had the weirdest dream about offal. It seems every time I turn on a food show someone is talking about it or cooking it. I can't handle it anymore, so quit it!

*Whatever happened to Mira Sorvino?

* I am super serious when I say the scientists need to get working on The Jetson's technology.

That is all.


  1. have you seen the BBC's Planet Earth? they do a segment in "Deep Oceans" with the vampire squid. I own the box set if you need to borrow...

  2. I haven't unless it is the same program they showed on National Geographic. Is it just about deep ocean animals??